I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.