Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage