was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
