i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My brain says no but my pants say off.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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