so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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