You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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