You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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