worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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