so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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