Me. At least after what I've been through.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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