he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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