At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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