OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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