She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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