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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

you can still come hang out if you want

(248): View more from Michigan

I really don't feel like watching you play video games

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(310): View more from California

YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!

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(850): View more from Florida

Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?

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(512): View more from Texas

watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos

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(406): View more from Montana

You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.

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(614): View more from Ohio

After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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