woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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