I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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