Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
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