We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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