What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
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I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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