STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
