What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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