my being single is dangerous.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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