It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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