I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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