Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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