i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
