so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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