I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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