a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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