Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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