Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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