So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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