my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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