I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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