How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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