I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
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