How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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