He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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