She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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