whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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