I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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