Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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