Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
ok first of all what the fuck
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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