so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
