just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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