how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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