i already hear my dad disowning me
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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