Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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