wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
so much tequila, so little girl.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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