We won't sleep together?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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