now i know why i became what i already was.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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