Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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