My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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