can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize