You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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