lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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