Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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